Random babbling from a crappy blogger...

There has been so much going on, and I have completely neglected my blog. I decided to hop on here and jot down some random thoughts that have been going through my brain for the past month or so, with a quick update on Boxer.

1) Sometimes, when you have landed at the bottom of the barrel, and are gagging on the crumbs of insanity that cover the very bottom, you realize that there is still another little hole that you are able to fall down; suddenly, you are underneath the bottom of the barrel....

2) Being the "better person" normally sucks, and it sucks even worse when you have old wounds opened up, and the other person involved decides to throw salt, pepper, and lye directly into the wounds that THEY created, even though you were being cordial to a person who doesn't deserve the dirt from the bottom of your oldest shoe.

3) Chinese porn spam blogs need stay the hell off my blog; in fact, they need to be eradicated completely from blogger. After reporting these blogs numerous times, the losers that "own" the blogs have now made them "private", so I am no longer able to report them. Hey blogger; get a better system for us to utilize whilst being harassed by spam blogs that shouldn't exist in the first place. Obviously your method doesn't work.

4) Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, you come to realize that it's more tainted now than it ever was before. Calm seas can turn quite stormy in the blink of an eye. I am using this as a metaphor; interpret it whichever way suits you best.

5) Neighbors with a chip on their shoulder, a nasty attitude, no life, and their finger permanently pressed on the speed-dial button that connects them to an office in which they make false and anonymous complaints should be spayed immediately.

6) Jackhammers, weed-whackers, chain-saws, lawnmowers, drills, concrete trucks, and all the loud, screaming men operating any of the above should be banned from people's homes until AFTER 7am. Also, advance-notice to a co-op owner should be given when the development decides that breaking up a concrete stoop is a good thing to do on a 95 degree day. Some of us have babies, and ALL of us have ears. Houses shaking like Shakira, and concrete dust flying through windows is not appreciated.

7) Did I mention how the Chinese porn blogs should be eradicated completely, and the owners of said blogs should have thumbtacks jabbed into their fingers for leaving trash and filth comments on a blog that is about a baby?

8) Somebody should invent contact lenses for bats, so they can stop flying into my head at night when I sit on my deck; that same person should do something about blood-thirsty mosquitoes that appear to love my sickly, anemic blood.

9) Injured knees that hurt 24/7, and knee injections that don't do shit, are not a necessary part of life for anyone.

10) Humid summers in NYC are the absolute worst. Walking out my door and being drenched in sweat within 2 seconds while holding a slippery baby and having my knee blow up to the size of Mt Vesuvius are craptastic. The smell of hot & musty mold, mildew, and people who refuse to wear fucking deodorant are things that could cause a person to become an alcoholic. However, heaps of garbage fermenting in said heat & humidity are fabulous ways to lose weight, since the smell makes you vomit on a daily basis. I have lost 8 pounds in 30 days, and Jenny Craig had NOTHING to do with it. Plus, it was FREE!

As for life with Boxer, things are fantastic. She is doing absolutely wonderful, and is a HUGE pain in the ass, which is exactly what I want her to be, because it shows how healthy and happy she is! Even on the days when I crave an IV drip of Thorazine due to non-stop chaos, I always reflect on how she was given "less than 1% chance" to survive, and it makes everything better. Although I'm sure the Thorazine would help too....

I promise to give a detailed update on Ms Boxer girl, along with a new pic, as soon as possible!

Til next time.