1) Sometimes in life, you think the road you are walking down is sunny and clear; straight and narrow. You can feel the warmth, you can smell the security, you can embrace the future that is laid out so beautifully ahead of you. And then, a curve in the road pops up out of the nowhere, and you find yourself standing on a foggy, damp, dark, cold, and lonely road.
2) The ones that are supposed to love you the most are usually the ones that hurt you the worst.
3) Sometimes you think you know everything there is to know about a person; and suddenly, you peek into their closet and see a fucking graveyard full of bones.
4) Tornadoes DO actually happen in NYC. If the weatherman is urging Queens residents to seek shelter in a basement, a daughter should not laugh at her mother's paranoia and then hang up on them.
5) Cats that have never step foot outdoors CAN become infested with fleas. And flea infestations are enough to make a sane person want to stick their head in an oven.
6) Crockpots are fucking awesome and everyone should get one!
7) Chinese porn spammers are the devil and are just as hard to eradicate as fleas.
7) Babies that were given no chance at life can become amazing, beautiful, smart and energetic children.
I promise to come back shortly and give an update on the happenings of Ms Boxer and her crazy Mama..
Til next time.
10 comments:
LOVE the last one.
Spammers are the devil PERIOD.
You got a crockpot!!! YAAAAAY! :)
Hi,
I just found your blog! You are hysterically funny. I am sorry about all your root canals (YUCK) and your poor knee. And the lost of your baby boy.
But I enjoy your writing and I am not a creepy chinese spammer-- I am a mom of 2 from MD--
Agreed with Barb. The last one was just awesome. <3 to you and Ms. Boxer!
I'm so glad you are not abandoning us. So sorry about the fleas (human and arthropod) but I can't wait to hear about Ms Boxer!
Love all of them! And YAY for crock pots, I wouldn't have survived without them. Can't wait for the updates and possibly pictures of your big girl! :) ~Mary from FF
I'm glad you're o.k....I check every day for updates:) I can sooo relate to the flea problem...it's disgusting and can literally drive you insand....my 3 year old was covered from head to toe in literally hundreds and hundreds of bites....they like him for some reason.
Can't wait to see new pics of Ms. Beautiful!
Cathy (FF)
Well, 1 through 5 kind of suck but 6 and the second #7 are awesome. Good to hear from you.
I'm so glad you haven't abandoned your blog or your sense of humor. Can't wait for another Boxer update!
Hope you are all doing well! Would love to hear how Boxer is doing & how she's loving the Christmas season. My kiddos have managed to re-decorate our tree at least 500 times. But it's so much fun to see it all through their eyes. :-)
Hey Donna - much love from the Pink Minx across the pond. Haven't been lurking but just had a quick catch-up. Gentle hugs to Boxer, furry hugs to Juniper and humungous hugs to you and SB. I'm so pleased to hear your fighting spirit - you inspire us. x
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